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neck lettuce
The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A
distant relative
of the
Kentucky Waterfall
or the
Mississippi Mudflap
.
It's been
8 weeks
since my last haircut;
my neck
lettuce is
ripe
!
by
Greg Hendricks
September 7, 2007
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Get the
neck lettuce
mug.
Red neck lettuce
Chips when put on a sandwich to provide
crunch
instead of
lettuce
or other
vegetables
.
This
sandwich
could use
a little red
neck lettuce
!
by
Bert the Dog
March 11, 2019
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Red neck lettuce
mug.
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