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The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.
It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!
by Greg Hendricks September 07, 2007
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