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nazi teacher 

A teacher that is never satisfied with the work of their students, always finds something wrong with them/their work even if there is nothing wrong at all, and punishes them because they looked wrong at the teacher.
Teacher: Mr. Smith, you misspelled a word in your 200-pages paper, that's an F.
Student: You're such a Nazi teacher. You'll pay for this.
nazi teacher by Mario-Dalt October 14, 2007
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Secret Nazi Treasure Train 

A group sex act, wherein all participants don WW2 era (leather/latex/etc.) fetish clothing and/or Steam Punk inspired sex toys. There is a Fight Club/Vegas rule barring all involved from speaking about any activities to anyone who was not present.
Bob: Hey, Jim, you look worn out. Rough weekend?
Jim: I'm fine. Just not feeling well.
Sue, whispering to Jim: That was a great Secret Nazi Treasure Train we did up Saturday night. I still can't feel my nipples.
Jim: Shhhh!

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Nazi Tourettes 

A condition in which one makes compulsive and often illegitimate comparisons between political figures or practices of Nazi Germany and current politics.

Coined by Lewis Black on his segment, "Back in Black" in reference to Glenn Beck who frequently compares Obama Administration policies and democratic politicians to policies and figures in Nazi Germany.

See also: Nazi Theory of the Internet
"I can't talk politics with Nancy because she has Nazi Tourettes; no matter what we talk about she always refers to Hitler or Eichmann."

"My post on YouTube was completely overrun by trolls with Nazi Tourettes."

"Those tea partiers and their Nazi Tourettes; look at all those signs with Obama sporting a Hitler stache."

Nazi train 

To Quit, Retire or Resign from your job as managment is considered a bunch of Nazi's taking all their employees to the Gas Chamber with use of Verbal Abuse and Mismanagement.

Quoted by a former Boeing Machinist named Lee
I have had enough of this bullshit here as I am getting off this "Nazi Train", the fucking assholes are killing us and just taking us to the fucking gas chamber and I am not going to let that happen to me.
Nazi train by Mr. Machinist June 17, 2007

nazi train 

Company Managers who berate and rile their employees with rude manners and force bullshit upon them making them feel like they are on a Nazi Train heaed to the gas chamber.
Hey Guys, Lee came up to me and said he is sick of this Nazi Train shit here at work and he is getting off this train and he is going to retire because he doesnt want management taking him to the gas chamber.
nazi train by Mr. Machinist June 24, 2007

Nazi Theory of Internet 

The theory that, no matter on what forum, if something mildly controversial comes up, Nazis will eventually be brought up as a counterpoint, and discussed.
"The court ruled that the 4th-grader passing out Jesus fliers was ok."
"I bet they would have ruled differently if she'd been passing out Nazi fliers."
"Yeah, because Jesus and Hitler are totally the same."
"Jeez, the Nazi Theory of Internet really surfaced fast on this one."

nazi tourettes 

When a person links everything they talk about to nazi Germany.
Glenn Beck has nazi tourettes. He tries to tie in everything he talkes about to nazi Germany. From global warming to the Peace Corps.
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