natatrophobia 

A disease when you have intercoarse with a wild animal for ex ( walrus , giraffe , polar bear , eagle ) It tends to make you very gassy,shoot out fluids from your arm-pits.
History - Back in the 1400's when girls along the nizworashzikinawoi river in europe, at the time there weren't many men so the women would have to have sex with a animal for pleasure. Queen Magkizkiak crowned her animal husband " Sir Penguin the 1st ". After that another girl named Natalatecatalumpooy came along and stole the queens husband. So she was infested and that is how the disease started.

Person 1: OMGOMGOMG, I got natatrophobia last night.

Person 2: Can I lick your eyebrow?

Person 3: Cute.

natatrophobia by Thepoolickers June 22, 2010

Nattastrophobia 

An anxiety disorder characterized by extreme fear of running out of Natty Light at any event or gathering, but most notably way too early in the night.

Example #1:
Good god, last night as the party was gettin legit, and I was gettin balls deep in Liz, I suffered from a nattastrophobia attack. I shoved that cock juggling thunder cunt to the floor and ran to the fridge ass naked to find six fresh cases. I love my roommates.

Nattastrophobia by Big Rabes April 10, 2009

Nagatorophobia

The irrational fear of manga and anime character Hayase Nagatoro. Having this phobia can have a reason behind it, but in some cases they're just scared for no reason at all.

Weeb 1: Nagatoro got an anime adaptation, are you going to watch it?
Weeb 2: Nah, I can't handle that shit.
Weeb 1: Why not?
Weeb 2: I have nagatorophobia.
Weeb 1: Bruh, but why lmao
Weeb 2: Honestly, I have no idea. I just do.

Nagatorophobia by fBOMBB April 24, 2021