nun's nasty 

To describe something as very dry. A nasty is a Queensland term for vagina. The implication being that because of a nun's vows, her nasty will be dry.

Gee, we've had no rain for six months. This land is as dry as a nun's nasty.

nun's nasty by mt1 June 29, 2006

dry as a nun's nasty 

beer-less place. Aussie-speak.

Well, mate..get off yer sedentary butt and go get us some Foster's! This place is dry as a nun's nasty!

dry as a nun's nasty by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Nasty Nunez 

Opposite of dirty sanchez. Female nails dude in ass with strap-on dildo, then she rubs it under his nose giving him a mustache/dirty Nunez

Jose's ol lady returned the favor by giving him a Nasty Nunez.

Nasty Nunez by DFord September 2, 2008

Nasty Nunez 

Opposite of dirty sanchez. Female nails dude in ass with strap-on dildo, then she rubs it under his nose giving him a mustache/dirty Nunez

Jose's ol lady returned the favor by giving him a Nasty Nunez.

Nasty Nunez by DFord September 1, 2008

Nasty Nunez 

Opposite of dirty sanchez. Female nails dude in ass with strap-on dildo, then she rubs it under his nose giving him a mustache/Nasty Nunez

Yesterday, Jose gave his woman a dirty Sanchez. Today she returned the favor and gave him a Nasty Nunez.

Nasty Nunez by DFord September 1, 2008

Nasty Nunu 

Someone or something that is inappropriate.

"She said a Nasty Nunu word."
"He's a Nasty Nunu."

Nasty Nunu by NastyNunucreator November 5, 2019

dry as a nuns nasty 

Very dry. A nuns vagina should be dry (supposedly) and therefore to say this means its very dry.

"Hasn't rained in months, its as dry as a nuns nasty"

dry as a nuns nasty by strtmvs January 12, 2012