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a word made up by a young man when he was young because his parents told him he wasn't allowed to say swear words.
he replied to them, "ill just make up my own swear words!" and thus the word nastofastigate was born.
You are a dirty nastofastigate and i hope you die!
by muskratlove May 10, 2004