Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

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napsterbate

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

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A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

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I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.

Napperbate by ashlesdc October 11, 2008

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The act of napping before or after masturbation

Man, I was super tired and horny last night so I decided to nasturbate.

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verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010

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To Nasturbate: The act of having sex with someone who has the same name as you.

Lauren: Hey Emma, have you seen Emma? She looks so hot.
Emma: YEAH BABY! We're totes gonna Nasturbate tonight.

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