narstification 

nar-sti-fi-ca-tion

n.
1. A functional extension of the word nasty, signifying an extreme amount thereof. It describes an act of such utter ridiculousness and skill that the recipient of the action feels nasty afterwards because it happened to them.

2. An original player name for online games coined by B.J.Y. in Atlanta, GA ca. 2003.

origin: see example. Influences also from adding the term -ified to an adj. to create a verb (i.e. nastified), -ation to signify a noun, as well as an r to an adjective to make it more interesting.

related forms: narstified, verb

"This server is full of pros... that guy shot me in the head with surgical narstification." -Don N.

"What does narsti...uh...whatever mean?"
"Go look it up on urbandictionary.com"

narstification by Narstification December 9, 2008

Past Nastification

(n.) The state or condition of one who has had sex with one's own grandmother in the 1950s, thus resulting in being one's own grandfather in the present/future. This condition may create genetic abnormalities.

Nibblonian: "It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather."
Fry: "I did do the nasty in the pasty!"
Nibbler: "Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe."
Fry: "So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?"
Nibblonian 1: "Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock."

Past Nastification by Pablo, King of the Spaniards December 14, 2008

past nastyfication 

Going back in time to sleep with your grandma to spawn your own father. also known as "doing the nasty in the pasty".

Dude's his own Grandfather! He did some real past nastyfication!

past nastyfication by Friend of Supert3d May 4, 2010

nursification 

Caretakers fatigue

My husband is at home recovery from surgery. I think I am suffering from nursification

nursification by leshen25 March 27, 2011

Nastification 

The act of having sex

This whole thing is too much 16 candels: can't we just skip it, and go right to the Nastification.

Past-Nastification ... act of having had sex in the past ... mostly used if time travel is involved

Nastification by MAD-Roger October 6, 2006

past nastification

Sexual intercourse that happend in the past.

Dude 1: Dude, I think your past nastification may have some repercutions.

Dude 2: I did do the nasty in the pasty.

past nastification by Biggie Brown November 24, 2006

Nastification 

To make something nasty. To nastify. The act of being nasty.

In a crued act of nastification, he pissed in Joe's beer and came in Laura's soup.

Nastification by cmaze February 20, 2005