narph

A word that describes the idiotic behavior by a chick or a retard.
Or the use of pinky and the brain
Or the weirdness created by yourself
Another term for duh

Dude, my car needs gas!" "NARPH!

narph by TheOneAndOnlyCreeper July 12, 2010

Narghile bamboozled 

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.

I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉

Narghile bamboozled by AndreiBossu69 January 21, 2021

Narpy 

An adjective used to describe the uberwealthy offspring of the worlds richest families. Typically educated in a Swiss boarding school but still prefers to ski in Verbier over Gstaad.

Will have memberships at Annabel's, 5 Hertford Street, Soho House, etc.

Probably attenda Regents or LSE.

True NARPs would never be caught dead at Nobu post 2017.

"I saw this narpy guy at 5H, wearing open walks and smoking mango juul pods, he's the one."

"Some narpy hyena dropped his black card in front of me at 1 OAK, honestly a pathetic attempt at a pick up... he was wearing a Nautilus though."

Narpy by GstaadGuy April 23, 2019

naphair

That messed up hair you wake up with when you've had a little afternoon nap.

"OMG, have you seen Vicki this afternoon? She must have had a little lunchtime snooze. Someone should tell her she's got a seriously bad case of naphair."

naphair by loulahoula September 28, 2012

naphtali 

A legend and the best person in the universe that everyone loves.

Have you seen Naphtali

naphtali by Nappez March 18, 2018

Narwhal Appreciation Day 

April 22nd. A day for marveling at the beauty of narwhals, ancestors of unicorns.

Stephanie: "Guess what today is!"
Sarah: "Friday?"
Stephanie: "Narwhal Appreciation Day!"
Sarah: "I LOVE NARWHALS!"

Narwhal Appreciation Day by HollyHeywood November 2, 2011

narwhaldo

A polymath in an industry that has a high level of related skills.

The word is based around the idea that there are "unicorns" in a particular industry. The problem with term, however, is that unicorns are a mythological figure and no one has ever seen them, they exist as a figment of our imagination.

Narwhals, on the other hand, are real, endangered, and have been called the unicorns of the sea for their similar, singular horn. If you combine that with Waldo, an elusive figure that is hard to find even though he sticks out-- you have a Narwhaldo.

This is a metaphor for people that are real and produce high quality work because of their well rounded ability to put things in the context of their many skills. They are tricky to find, but putting one on your team is a solid investment.

Narwhal + Waldo = Narwhaldo

Did you see that clean aesthetic? The UX of her work is incredible. She coded the entire thing? We might be looking at an elusive narwhaldo.

narwhaldo by DesignHead May 1, 2014