nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words

Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!

nargleschmitten by RainbowNinja July 4, 2009

Nargles 

Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.

Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.

Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

narkle 

The noise one makes when he or she is caught off guard with something really funny. Almost a snort.

That was so funny, it made me narkle.

narkle by emilysambianca June 28, 2005

narkelsnorchboleborf 

narkelsnorchboleborf is a purple substance similar to custard that can be absorbed or eaten.

Guy 1: Hey man pass the narkelsnorchboleborf

Guy 2: I gotchu fam

narkelsnorchboleborf by Xohn marklesmiffburg III January 11, 2019

narglespunk 

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.

Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."

narglespunk by lucesjuices December 29, 2014

nackles

short for tabernacles, mainly to describe how awesome and bodacious a holy man (or woman) is.

may also be used as a way to remark on a tabernacle

Organist: Did you see Father Tuck's nackles last Sunday? He got it going on.

Altar Boy: Yeah, I saw his nackle. It was clean and holy.

nackles by jeanette marie June 19, 2008

Narcles 

Testicles

“I took my dog to get snipped the other day. “

“Aw man, poor boy lost his narcles!”

Narcles by 209nsic February 4, 2021