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Narghile bamboozled 

This word has its origins in Middle East but its a sexual practice widely spread in Romania because of the increasing number of arabs. After smoking a shesha you take the charcoals (usually 3) and put in the ass of someone. When that person begins screaming you take the water from the narghile and pour it in their ass with a funnel into their anus. Sometimes this technique is followed by an ejaculation on the person with the charcoals in their ass.
I went with Samir at the new Lebanese shesha place. We ended up the night at a Yemeni hoe place that we narghile bamboozled so hard that she went directly to the hospital. The best 10 dollars spent in my entire life 🎉
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nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.
John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."
Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012
A magical creature that is believed to inhabit mistletoe.
Luna: Look! Nargles!
Harry: Where?
Nargle by loonylovegood11 November 14, 2010

narghile 

/nar/ghi/la/

A hookah, a waterpipe for smoking shisha, which is honey-and-molasses satureted tobacco.
I puffed my narghile whilst typing this entry. Rose shisha being the flavor.

nargie noogle 

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.
Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!