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nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Related Words
someone who drinks (chai)tea or is obsessed with drinking tea.
"hey do you want some chai( tea) ?"
"No thankyou i am not a nangal"
nangal by mahme1 June 1, 2013
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Nargalism 

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"
Nargalism by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

Narglefart

A word used in place of conventional swear words, commonly used in place of f**k, d**n, and a$$h*le. it can also be used as a noun, but is more commonly used as a verb.
John stepped on Steven's toe, and he exclaimed "Your such a freaking Narglefart."

Adam neared his destination uttering, "This stinks of Narglefartery."
Narglefart by kronosking April 15, 2012
Naralyn is an uncommon name, she is normally nice but also sassy, she is easy to get into friendly arguments with and can easily make you mad yet you’re still friends with her for some reason. She’s also really short.
I got in a fight with Naralyn about the proper use of commas
Naralyn by Frankabagnalejr March 29, 2019