narf

the dangly-down thing between the legs of a kangaroo

that one time when i met joe at the store he was like.

dude.

nice narf.

Joe: "dude! your kangaroo has a nice narf"
Me: "dude. i know. its gigantic."
Joe: "i want one."
Me: "you'll get it someday. i can loan you mine if you want it, but you'll have to do a little dance for me"
Joe: "will that be polka or waltz?"
Me: "waltz will do."
*joe starts waltzing*
Me: "joe you're dumber than jason jensen. here's your narf"

by --3993-- July 12, 2006

narf

A word screamed in times of pain, randomness, and happiness.

Ted hurt his toe as he narked, he screamed narf!.

Hunter got a letter saying he was accepted into harvard he screamed narf shortly after.

by Ted Pfeiffer August 2, 2008

narf

English slang. Short for don't half.

That rubbish narf stinks!

by Niko.Vali May 5, 2007

narf

When a person partakes in the act of puking.

I sampled her snack bar and narfed.

by snoel February 28, 2005

narf

Fucking retard

Jasmine: get away from me you narf
Me: thanks

by babygirllove001 August 11, 2014

narf

1) One who plays Dungeons and Dragons

2) An action to signify victory in Dungeons and Dragons

1) Look at that narf playing with his die.

2) I narfed the High Warlord

by roofus43141 April 3, 2006

narf

An exclamation. Used when one has done or said something particularly stupid.

boy#1: "What is Harmony of Color?"

boy#2: "Color that's harmonious. Narf!"

by Pitoyable May 21, 2005