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Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.
You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.
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Narcissa Malfoy 

Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.

Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!

Person 1: So?

Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!

Person 1: She's still a bitch.

Person 2: You're impossible.

*begin another useless conversation*
Narcissa Malfoy by Nicole2016 July 25, 2011

narcissa malfoy 

the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
That chick is so full of herself just like Narcissa Malfoy!
narcissa malfoy by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009

Narcissist 

An inflated ego that think highly of oneself, believe they are superior than others, lack of empathy, use lies and manipulate tactics to control. Narcissist tends to put someone down to make themselves feel better or get angry for no reason and make people apologize for them. Narcissists also like to fabricate facts to suit their needs or justify their horrible actions.

In the beginning, they will love bomb you into thinking that they are charming, then start to manipulate you slowly, they could also make up a story about their childhood to gain sympathy, blaming parents that they are the cause of their horrible behaviors and that you are the only one who can help them.
Narcissists cannot be helped because they always ended up deceiving themselves to be the right one.
Narcissist by ud1351 March 5, 2022

Narcissist 

Someone who has little to no empathy, manipulates others, gaslights (makes others doubt their reality), lies incessantly, believes their own lies. They make you doubt your emotions and then call you crazy. They rage for absolutely no reason and you end up apologizing. It can be a parent, friend, brother, sister, boss, spouse. In the beginning they love bomb you into believing they are prince/princess charming. Then they slowly start to abuse you to have you believe you are insane. It's all to control you. They will isolate you from your family and friends. You will leave the relationship someone you weren't. You will appear confused, unable to make your own decisions, depressed, anxious and with complex PTSD. So, RUN FAR AWAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT someone who takes selfies.
Teresa Guidice, `Luann DeLaSepps (whatever), Vicky Gunvalson are all narcissists.
Narcissist by NONUTSNOWWHAT June 24, 2016

narcissexual 

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcisslut 

A self-loathing attention whore. Someone who uses fake depression to fuel their need for self-worth.
Damn Melanie! Stop being such a narcisslut and have some self respect!
Narcisslut by Notorius Big Ole D September 1, 2016