napterbation

A sudden or prolonged state of sleepyness, which eventually results in a period of sleep (due to one or often several hours of fatigue-inducing self-fornication).

Coach: whats your excuse for today mister?! practice started 30 minutes ago!!

Player: im so sorry Coach Diane, i went home at lunch and got carried away; truth be told i napterbated vigerously for 4 hours straight!

Coach: - You're asking for trouble! Napterbation could cause all kinds of problems, no wonder your late so often!!

by snipeshOkales September 16, 2011