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n.
Derived from the full form of the insult: dick nankert. Used when describing a person of the most annoying personality possible by human standard. Stupidity is also an imperative feature of the subject's character, as the insultee must be slightly dumber than a rather stupid rock.
Wow! He pooped his pants on the bus? What a nankert, yo.
Yup, you're telling me, man.

Wow, brah, who would ever consider being such a tool and not join my dodgeball team?
I dunno dude, what a (dick nankert), man.
nankert by keith rivers November 9, 2010
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nankering 

The ceaseless mocking of outsiders. Usually among a group of close friends to some clueless outsider. British term from the 60s.
Man, Mick and Brian are really nankering that poseur.
nankering by Anthon4000 January 18, 2019

nankervis 

Mr nankervis ;)
nankervis by Nankervis sex slave October 21, 2018

Nanker/Phelge 

n. the pseudonym used for early Rolling Stones group compositions; refers to a Mick Jagger/Brian Jones/Keith Richards/Charlie Watts/Bill Wyman composition.Nanker
"Play With Fire, Stoned, Off The Hook, and Stewed And Keefed are all credited to Nanker/Phelge."
Nanker/Phelge by Kelsey Steed December 28, 2006
Nob + Wanker = Nanker.
Chelsea is a Nanker.
Nanker by Haley Wiggins March 8, 2010

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026