nalp

A word for when a plan goes awry (or awesome). It does not mean everything about the plan was backward, but the word certainly is.

Dude! Sounds like a nalp!

nalp by John Danger Danger Jones September 3, 2010

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Nalpure

a beverage containing calcium and 4-10 grams of sugar.

Son, you can only buy 2 nalpures for you and you friend. Be healthy.

Nalpure by Taveouster March 9, 2018

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nalpurehextaria

The feeling of disappointment or irritation that comes from finding that certain feelings or mind frames that should have been left ambiguous have been defined and named

When Elizabeth read about Vellichor: (n) The strange wistfulness of used bookshops she was utterly overcome by nalpurehextaria

nalpurehextaria by LegacyThief June 18, 2015

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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