naked dance break 

Similar to dancerbate, a naked dance break is about self-gratification and should be experienced alone. The theory behind a naked dance break is to dance wildly in the nude without thought to aesthetics for as long as it takes to make one feel better. Bed-jumping is recommended. Some examples of good songs to dance naked to:

It's My Life-- Bon Jovi
Footloose-- Kenny Loggins
The Happy Birthday Song-- The Beatles
Jesse's Girl-- Rick Springfield
Hit Me With Your Best Shot-- Pat Benatar
The Tide Is High-- Blondie
I'm A Bitch-- Alanis Morissette
I Want You To Want Me-- Letters 2 Cleo
Cruel To Be Kind-- Letters 2 Cleo

God, I had such a long day. I'm going to go take a quick naked dance break, and then I'll help you move the couch.

naked dance break by Xnguela November 12, 2007

man naked dance 

the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse

He performed his man naked dance

man naked dance by seren2468 November 14, 2013

Naked Water Dance

A Shower.

plain and simple.

i'm pretty sure this phrase was coined by my friend Pat.

but he's been too lazy to define it on here.

"Hey, what's up dude?"
"Not much..about to go do a naked water dance. do you want to get food after?"
"yeah. call me when you're done being naked"


Naked water dances are to be done individually. if you're in the shower with someone else the odds of dancing are pretty slim.

Naked Water Dance by Danger_Rick February 1, 2009

dance naked in the forest

What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.

You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.

dance naked in the forest by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Naked lap dance

Where either the giver or receiver of a lap dance or both are naked.It is muck better than a regular lap dance and can lead to lap sex.

John is getting a naked lap dance.

Naked lap dance by Deep blue 2012 December 2, 2009

Naked Hula Dance  

The naked hula dance is an attack done by the pokefreak ginge,

this is where he strips in front of you, and does a hula dance without the skirt,
cock slapping his leg back and forward

Naked Hula Dance :


OMG like you dont believe in the "Naked Hula Dance"
!!!!

BLASPHEMY

Naked Hula Dance by Gothic Mario February 28, 2009

naked dancing llama 

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.

I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

naked dancing llama by fwhghgads March 17, 2003