Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick 

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

Naked Chicken Chalupa 

A taco with the shell made of chicken. Eaten by the Legend27 and JoeysWorldTour.

The naked chicken chalupa WEWEWEWEWEW

Naked Chicken Chalupa by Cy O'Hare March 14, 2017

Naked chicks 

Naked chicks, referring to small, prepubescent chickens that have been recently stripped or shaved of their fur, in order to cook them mother fuckers for breakfast.
ya dig?

yo them Naked chicks are naked as fuck, start the grill Dave you saucy mother fucker.

Naked chicks by Mlk_Tiddies July 31, 2019

Naked chicks 

A response of agreement used when your buddy comes up with an exceptional idea or plan. Said as if you were wishing hot naked chicks to just appear and congratulate your bud by seductively rubbing themselves all over him. Not to be used sarcastically. But if used sarcastically, I guess it'd be ugly naked chicks. Ewww.

Buddy, "It'd be faster if we stop digging this pit with our hands and start using shovels, maybe even get a backhoe."

You, "Naked chicks, dude!"

Naked chicks by Jojobeed November 30, 2010

naked chicken skating 

exactly what it says, only known to fans of UK show Bo Selecta, shamone

naked chicken skating by Anonymous August 30, 2003

Naked chicken chalupa 

The “Naked chicken chalupa” is the most horrible chicken salad I have ever eaten!

I wanted a real salad , but instead got a naked chicken chalupa

Naked chicken chalupa by Poorbassboat July 1, 2021

Naked Check 

To check yourself before bathing to make sure all of your clothes are off.

Man, I forgot to do a naked check before I got in the shower, and I looked down and my socks were soaked.

Naked Check by TheSaraBeth June 9, 2009