naircut Share definition Flag when someone tries to nair there chest but it ends up being all splotchy and hairy in spots Guy1: dude, you got shit smeared all over your chest! Guy2: No dawg, its just my shitty naircut naircut by quazievil October 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the naircut mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch