nOOb pwns

The reverse of pwning nOObs. To pwn nOObs someone would humiliate or "own" a novice or bad player. While to nOOb pwns you use elementary or basic tactics in a game to beat people who are veterans or pride themselves in their ability to game.

This can occur many video games but mostly first person shooters such as COD, Halo, Counter Strike, etc.

COD player: This tenth prestige was trying to drop shot me with a PPsh and i just walked up and knifed him.

Friend: Wow way to nOOb pwns

Halo player: This level fifty General naded me and then attempted to jump bash me. I took out my energy sword and nOObed him hard.

Friend: Haha he thought he was gunna pwn you too.

Halo player: i know that pwn just got nOObed real bad.

nOOb pwns by whyisqwertyuiop[]\taken August 31, 2009

noob the pwns 

to pwn so hard, a person is unable to think, speak, or type coherently

noob the pwns (verb) - Screwattack.com noobs the pwns!!!

noob the pwns by DemonLlama August 24, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012