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1.
A condition in which one attracts n00bs.
Symptoms include:
• Being asked insufferable questions.
• Constant following of people who tend to fail.

Caution: This condition usually leads to n00baphobia.
l337 A: "Crap! I think I'm suffering from n00bimagnetism."

l337 B: "How do you know?"

l337 A: "I just no-scoped a n00b, and now he keeps stalking me and asking me the stupidest questions."

l337 B: "Sucks to be you."
by Buzz l337year July 31, 2010