mysterican 

A female of indeterminable Latino descent.

"That friend of your girlfriend's is hot as hell! What is she - Puerto Rican or Dominican?"
"I don't even know, man. Something like that."
"Ah, I see. So she's a mysterican."

mysterican by robs.alter.ego December 4, 2009

Mysterion 

A Child Vigilante from South Park Dress in a dark cloak. He is (supposedly) Kenny McCormick's secret identity. His is the Rival of The Coon (Eric Cartman) and the enemy of Professor Chaos.

I am an angel Keeping Watch over the city at night; as violence and darkness take over the streets i work to rid the city of crime; I am the symbol this town needs
I am Mysterion

Mysterion by coolman222 March 21, 2009

mysterial 

A mysterial is a mystery brake pad material of unknown quality, origin, performance, degradation or composition offered by a brake pad manufacturer for which no fucks are given as they should be focusing on a reliable supply of their popular core product offering.

Today I received a phone call from a manufacturer offering a new mysterial when I can't even get a supply of the popular materials.

mysterial by qfm August 19, 2017

mysterical 

when something is mystical and mysterious, it is mysterical

I was walking through the deserted forest, the atmosphere was quite mysterical

mysterical by 30h5 March 29, 2015

Mysterical 

Something that is both mysterious, yet hysterically funny all at the very same time.

Travis: We were wondering if you carried Mr. Pibb?
Lady: Um, no, i don't think so...
Travis: (laughing) Its turning out to be very hard to find, we thought you might carry it...darn...
Lady: Yes, locating it can be quite mysterical...
Travis: Right...wait is that even a word...

(it is now)

Mysterical by Carson Spence December 1, 2007

Mysterion 

Kenny McCormick's secret identity as revealed on November 3rd 2010.

Mysterion tells forsight to shoot him in the head. Stan tells Kenny to chill out.

Mysterion by rabbletabble November 4, 2010

Mysterion 

Kennys alternate identity on South Park. Most people think it is clyde, but its not. Maybe next episode we will see because at the end of the episode, Mysterion went to jail.

godspeed mysterion! you're a beacon of hope in a bleak and dreary world

Mysterion by bulldog8899 March 22, 2009