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myspaceturbating

Whackin' it to someone's mypsace profile
That chick's pic slideshow of her and her friends was so hot I couldn't help myspaceturbating
myspaceturbating by jflajgags June 12, 2006
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myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating
Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!
myspaceturbating by anonympous January 26, 2009

myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.
Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.
myspaceturbator by Abraxsis June 17, 2006

myspaceturbating

Spending hours on end looking up friends and friends of friends myspace accounts. This can take up to several hours of your life away from you, especially during your adolescent years.
instead of going to the party last night, Jim stayed home and and ended up myspaceturbating until he fell asleep.
myspaceturbating by Kevin mitchell November 5, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026