myspaceturbating

1. Getting a weird amout of pleasure from looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace.

2. Actually masturbation while looking at pictures of people you dont know on myspace

Nate has no friends, I bet he just sits home all day myspaceturbating.

myspaceturbating by Ian B... August 20, 2006

Myspaceversary

The anniversary of the date one opened one's MySpace account. Celebrated by some hardcore MySpace fans.

Bulleting:
It's my myspaceversary!
Comment me!
...
I need it!

Myspaceversary by raphaleus13 July 31, 2007

myspaceturbating

Whackin' it to someone's mypsace profile

That chick's pic slideshow of her and her friends was so hot I couldn't help myspaceturbating

myspaceturbating by jflajgags June 12, 2006

myspaceturbating

n. the act of sitting in ones room and surfing Myspace while masturbating

Tarhead you are late for formation. Stop Myspaceturbating!

myspaceturbating by anonympous January 26, 2009

myspaceturbate 

the act of getting extreme pleasure from overly browsing through Myspace profiles.

Instead of going out tonight, I will Myspaceturbate.

myspaceturbate by Tainted Love March 3, 2007

myspaceturbator

(noun) An individual who peruses myspace accounts looking for women to stalk, date, or perform various auto-sexual acts. Also know as flogging the dolphin or spanking the monkey.

Aaron is the biggest myspaceturbator I know, all he does at night is look at myspace and God only knows what else.

myspaceturbator by Abraxsis June 17, 2006

MySpaceAge 

The age that people claim they are on MySpace or Facebook

Hey you know that hottie I met at the bar last night?

Her "MySpaceAge" is 31, but my bartender buddy saw her driver's license. He says she's really 42

MySpaceAge by Tojo Moko July 2, 2009