myspace angle 

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.

Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles

myspace angle by Godzilla Terrorizing Staten Island September 24, 2006

MySpace angle 

A photo the individual (often female) took themselves, their arm obnoxiously encompassing half the photo frame.

Generally from overhead-down; the logic is, that way only their face and boobs show, and it's because they're obese. Period. If a girl doesn't show her ENTIRE body in any pics on her profile, it's suspicious. Ask her to send you one of her from head to toe and see what excuse she invents.

Yep, she's fat. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

"Dude, this chick is hot!"

"Um dude, she has 100 pics she took of herself trying to act sexy, yet none go below her boobs. Stop and wonder why, for a sec! It's all a MySpace angle, every single one!"

MySpace angle by BDITM June 27, 2009

Myspace Angle 

A dodgy crooked angle used in photos.
Usually from above the head with the arm stretched out so the face cannot be seen properly.
The angle is usually associated with the Myspace photoshopping which consists of a ridiculous brightness and contrast adjustment which makes it even harder to see who the person is.
Sometimes used to make grim people look alright.

Person 1: Hah, she has got the "Myspace Angle"

Person 2: She's hot, trust me ive seen her

Person 1: It looks like she has odd sized ears and boils, she is not hot.

Myspace Angle by Greg Hartley, August 17, 2006

myspace angle 

the shots that you don't see the direct picture of the face but just other shots such as (cheek shot, up head shot). just to intimidate others that he/she is hot but when the user gets to see the other one, they'll start freaking out that they wind up with some fucked up dude.

Oh man! his face was hideous! No wonder he used myspace angles. Fuck it, fuck myspace.

myspace angle by Ben Fong February 11, 2006

myspace-angle 

It's the typical angle girls post profile pictures on myspace. It's perfect to hide ugly and fat girls .. you never know what you get when you only see myspace-angle pictures of a girl.

John: "Dude, I met up that girl from myspace. She looked so hot .. but she had rhino thighs!!"
Tim: "Hey, never date a girl you only saw from myspace-angle pics.."

myspace-angle by peterpan111 October 17, 2008

Myspace Angle Ugly

A person so bad looking that no matter what angle that they attempt to take a picture of themselves from, they still look trollish.

Bored out of my mind at work, I decided to surf the personals on craigslist. I can't believe how bad some of the photos were that were posted. Might have been better for a few of them to omit the photo and leave it up to the imagination. One of the women I came across was just plain scary...She was myspace angle ugly, there was no way she'd get a good picture of herself.

Myspace Angle Ugly by P-babble July 24, 2009

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex 

A chick with delusionally high self-worth regardless of high bodyfat and abrasive personality.

In sociology, this particular personality type is referred to as "fatness acquired retarded temperament" or "F.A.R.T." for short.

Snarky fat chick: "yeah I don't give my number to guys unless they make a really good first impression"
What everyone else is thinking: "uh... when has a guy asked for your number ever? lol"
Her therapist: "You seem to have a myspace angle ego-fatness complex, not unusual amongst your age group, treatment includes sucking a fat dick"

Myspace angle ego-fatness complex by Thorrr September 22, 2010