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Mysophile 

Myspace Pedofile

(1) A 40 yr old guy posing as a 19 yr old guy to rape unsuspecting teen girls

(2) A perverted, nasty looking old dude who spends all his time on myspace trying to track down girls and guys
Oh man! that girl got raped and kidnapped by some dude! He's a total mysophile.
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Morophile 

- Noun

A person who has an affinity for stupid people.
1.
A: Tell me again how it is that Tom is often able to find himself a woman? Struggling to think of even one reason why anyone should want to date him
B: It's simple, really- morophiles love him. He stands out brilliantly to them. Some people find it really attractive that his IQ only barely reaches room temperature
A: Oh, true, that explains it

2.
Whilst Michael's cheerful, unsolicited pronouncement to the group of unsuspecting classmates before him that '(hey, listen everyone!) I'm a morophile- someone who seeks the company of stupid people!' was not, in a general sense, inaccurate in any way, it did have the irksome quality of somehow implying that the utterer himself wasn't intellectually deficient, and that the people whose company he was in (whether they wished it or not) somehow were. So it was that several unamused faces turned dispassionately to regard the individual that had obliviously thought to pronounce this to them
Morophile by Charlemagne1993 November 17, 2019
Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.
"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"
macophile by system_glitch September 13, 2008

myophile 

A body dysmorphic disorder in where the person (usually a man)) believes that there is no such thing as too much muscle usually utilizing steroids to achieve a larger than humanly possible muscle size.
The myophiles are meeting down at the beach for a pose off.
myophile by Bonnie Brown October 24, 2007

melophile 

one who obsessively loves music to no end.
She is such a melophile!
melophile by amber oacer February 11, 2009

muskophile 

That muskophile has got his tongue so far up Elon Musk's butthole he can tickle his tonsils.
muskophile by Muskbasher January 10, 2022
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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