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You're my sexy juice taco! 

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

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preserve my sexy 

To harness ones sexuality in a way that allows for one to purpetuate it for the future. in a sense, to preserve ones sexy is to secure their sexy from injury, destruction or relative harm and decay.
I use proactive solution because it helps me moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy.
preserve my sexy by a_con January 6, 2010

mysexual 

someone that is attracted to himself (herself).
Jake: Hey cutie, you want your dick sucked?
Jake: Uhhhhh...gross?
Jake: OHHHH I see, you're playing hard to get. C'mon don't be shy....
Brendan (Jake's older brother): Jake, stop flirting with yourself. You need to get over this mysexual stage, I mean you've had a crush on yourself since the third grade.
mysexual by c-brabs July 2, 2011
A state of being in which a person is being both "modest" and "sexy".
Used to describe a noun in a positive way.

A complement.
She's more than sexy, she's mosexy!
This is the mosexiest pizza I've ever eaten.

mysexual 

A person who engages in sex exclusively with themself via masturbation.
I gave up on men, and women for that matter, I'm a practicing mysexual.
mysexual by isabeau July 16, 2008

myserysystem

coolest people to be mutuals with on tiktok
"Oh my god you're mutuals with myserysystem?? I'm so jealous! It's so nice to everyone!"
myserysystem by HaloTheWh0re April 9, 2022

My sexy bitch 

Char to jay <3
Jay: “GM MY SEXY BITCH
Char: “GM MY GORGEOUS HOE”
My sexy bitch by JAY; July 11, 2021