myocardial infarction

Destruction of myocardial tissue caused by blockage of a coronary artery, either by a thrombus or by aethrosclerosis. Also heart attack

Emeril Lagasse is going to die of myocardial infarction one of these days, due to his great love of pork fat.

myocardial infarction by Antinous September 22, 2003

myocardial infarction

1)death of myocardium following ischemia, usually due to an occlusion of the coronary artery (MI)

2)a term to simultaneously communicate "heart attack" and "i am pompous"

i know what an MI is. im an arrogant premed.

myocardial infarction by david January 3, 2004

myocarditis 

Myocarditis, or inflammatory cardiomyopathy is inflammation of heart muscle.

Your brother has serious myocarditis.

myocarditis by SnowyOwl765 July 13, 2015

myocardium 

the organ in your body that beats the fastest when your making amazing memories with your best friend.

my myocardium feels so warm because we're having fun

myocardium by imyhb May 18, 2020

McMyocardial Infarction

Otherwise known as a "McGang Bang", this treat involves the re-assembling of a McDouble and a McChicken into one delightful entity. Regardless of which is on top, you are certain to get your rocks off.

While ingesting his McMyocardial Infarction, Ted is briefly reminded of his triple coronary bypass as he feels his arteries solidifying.

McMyocardial Infarction by BD577Stormer May 25, 2009

Myocardium 

The Myocardium is a thin muscle in the center of your chest. It is as big as your fist, and it transfers non-oxygenated blood into the lungs. If you haven't already guessed, it's the fucking heart.

I've got you in my sights MORTAL. I will now continue to RIP OUT YOUR MYOCARDIUM!

I totally went to medical school and know what a Myocardium is.

Myocardium by Hecking Degenerate December 9, 2019

myocarditis 

Serious side effect of climate change. Because mRNA vaxxes are "safe and effective". And they are a "beautiful shot" as Donald Trump's latest brag regarding his Operation Warp Speed.

Climate jews keep repeating the kikophony that myocarditis is NOT from mRNA covid vaxx, but a side effect of climate change.

myocarditis by xythras September 4, 2024