MY PONY TOO SLOW 

A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.

Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.

Larry: Free ponies! Yay!

Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.

Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW

MY PONY TOO SLOW by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009

my pony had a seizure 

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

my pony had a seizure by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021

ride my pony 

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

ride my pony by Captian Commando JR. November 5, 2009

Wheres my Pony?

A question of where ones new material objects are coming from. Expressing distates, disgust or feelings of neglect and deprivement.

Baby 'Daddy, Wheres my Pony?'.

Wheres my Pony? by subiliminal December 15, 2010

My Little Pony 

A show for only elite real men.

Joe: woah man did you catch that episode of My Little Pony
Bob: yeah man princess Celestia was so wild

Joe: wanna go workout
Bob: yeah

My Little Pony by Drawer gang March 13, 2020

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic 

A show created by Lauren Faust, which has gained huge amounts of followers on the Internet, outside of the target demographic. These fans are known as bronies. Almost any brony will tell you to watch most of the episodes before judging the show, the creator herself has urged viewers to watch "with an open mind". It is popular for it's above-standard animation, developed characters, and interesting episode plotlines. Many fans also enjoy it for the sense of nostalgia it gives them. The show's creator is also well known for Powerpuff Girls and Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends.

Oh my GOD, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is SO AWESOME!!

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic by TimForTheWin August 1, 2011

my little pony friendship is magic 

A cartoon series. Popular among 8 year olds and 13-25 year olds, it has become a widely popular internet meme. The characters include party pony Pinkie Pie, country gal Applejack, bookworm unicorn Twilight Sparkle, fashionista Rarity, tomboy racer Rainbow Dash, shy quiet Fluttershy, and baby dragon Spike. The characters discover new things about friendship each day and write about them in a letter to Princess Celestia. It is a cute show with good animation and it's pretty funny too.

Bob: Dude did you watch My Little Pony Friendship is Magic last night?
Douche: fag...
Bobs friend: Shut up Douche nobody likes you. MLP is fucking awesome!

Bob: My favorite part was when Fluttershy...

my little pony friendship is magic by CJRox01 July 10, 2011