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my mom is dead 

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...
Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*
my mom is dead by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011
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my mom is dead 

Something used after a yo mama joke, not only to make them feel like crap, but also to ruin everyones fun.
Joe-Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky fry chicken's to lick other people's fingers.

Chris-My mom is dead...

Joe-*looks sadly at Chris*
my mom is dead by Roger D January 23, 2005

My Mom Is Dead 

It is the most common comeback against a Yo Mama joke. Used in an emergency when one can't think of anything to say. Using it automatically results in Fail for being such a lulzkiller. Please note that this is NOT the ultimate comeback
Bob: Btw, can you get my wallet for me? I left it on your mom's dresser.
Drew: My mom is dead
Bob: That explains why she wasn't screaming so much
My Mom Is Dead by Sundance Kid September 17, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026