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1. My mom
How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
2. my mom
The most dumb, gay, annoying answer ever when you ask someone where did they come from, when you mean the town, state, or city they came from.
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When "Rachel" introduces "Lauren" (a friend from another town who came to visit her school for a day) to all her friends,
her friend "Gabby" asks her a question.

Gabby: Hey, where did you come from?
Rachel: My mom.
3. my mom
an asskicker, to say the least
dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore
by random guyyyy Jun 7, 2004 share this
4. My Mom
the president
"dude, omg. my moms trying to increase taxes. i hate her!" or "that republican bitch. i hope she dies"
by crackersam Apr 27, 2003 share this
5. My mom
shes a hoe that has no life and wont let me hav one, shes ways to protective and calls me a hoe, she only trust very few friends and thinks the other ones are criminals which they arint that fuckin hoe
Whoa shit man my moms way to protective
by PYRO Oct 11, 2004 share this
6. My Mom
my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
damn that person looks like my mom
by jake Apr 6, 2003 share this
7. My Mom
some whore addicted to crack who fucks a diff. guy every night 4 pleasure.
Dude mym mom is so fuckin Gross!
by Shea Apr 6, 2003 share this
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