my d is e 

Abbreviation of 'my dick is erect'. This phenomenon usually occurs around attractive women.

"Dude did you see that chick?"

"Hell yeah dude I saw that ass! My d is e."

my d is e by Lord Elsington Halsdingworth March 23, 2009

My D is the K to your V 

isnt it obvious?

we all know that

My D is the K to your V

My D is the K to your V by mother erects September 4, 2016

S my D 

Means suck my dick.
Fun to use, especially in school.

Hey Bill, S my D!

S my D by S My D May 14, 2004

Set my D on H 

A short hand expression for stealthily stating that something excites you so much that you achieved an erection, or "Set my Dick on Hard". This is a thinly veiled reference to a Star Trek phaser where a person could set different power levels for that weapon, with kill being the highest setting. Settings one's dick on hard would be the highest level of excitement a person could generate via their phallus.

Matt: Did you see the picture on that new 1080p Plasma TV I bought?
Steve: Fuck yeah dude, that thing set my D on H.

Set my D on H by Monster55 August 1, 2011

I'd make her my Demi Moore. 

Phrase used by a young single male to describe an older women he'd like to have a committed and meaningful relationship with.

Sandra Bullock's amazing. I'd make her my Demi Moore.

I'd make her my Demi Moore. by E. Benji June 7, 2011

S my D bitch 

to tell some to suck your dick in a rude manner

Dad:kyle did you finish your homework?

Kyle: S MY D BITCH!

S my D bitch by jkdrhgr October 17, 2008

Trying to get my D Wet 

Trying to share relations with a female partner.

Juan: Dude Lindsay wants it from you Christian. Are you trying to smash?

Christian: Obviously, I am trying to get my D Wet.

Trying to get my D Wet by The 'Don' July 27, 2009