Grates my cheese 

a phrase which means to 'annoy' 'irritate' or which shows a general dislike.

"That REALLY grates my cheese!"

Grates my cheese by !DiscoxBitch August 17, 2007

smell my cheese 

Term coined by the legendary Alan Partridge. Can be taken literally or used as a fierce insult.

"D'ya want some cheese?... have some cheese.... Smell my cheese ya mother..." <whilst thrusting a slab of cheese under the nose of the director general of the BBC, Tony Hayers>.

smell my cheese by Cale and Nick May 9, 2005

blow my cheese 

A different way of saying "give me head".

Blow my cheese, hoe!

blow my cheese by diabolicalfritz September 19, 2009

Grinding my cheese 

A slang term used to express one being angry at someone.

"Man, Billy kept pulling my hair in gym class. He was really grinding my cheese."

Grinding my cheese by PandaGeneral November 27, 2012

I done wizzed my cheese 

I screwed up

I failed the test, I done wizzed my cheese

I done wizzed my cheese by Hailey Bailey December 11, 2021

shit on my cheese 

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

shit on my cheese by Sam March 16, 2005

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant 

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant is a sexual term made by the one and only Kathy

oH papa sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant

sPreaD mY chEeSe liKe a cRoisSant by Papacito December 6, 2020