My Aunt Fanny

A way of politely calling bullshit when someone tries to give you an unbelievable excuse, line, lie, or over exaggeration.

The dog ate your homework? My Aunt Fanny!

My Aunt Fanny by POP Gurl November 22, 2011

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday 

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!

My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle 

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

You look like my aunt 

Worst insult you can say to someone

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: You look like my aunt
Person 1: *Instantly dies*

You look like my aunt by Sneekyman69 June 17, 2018

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally 

In school it means PEMDAS which is the order of operations:

Parentheses
Exponent
Multiplication

Division
Addition
Subtraction

When solving an algebraic equation, you'd use PEMDAS to help you figure out which part of the equation to calculate first, second, third, etc.

Could also refer to your aunt named Sally who lacks self control, so please, excuse her.

Teacher: "Alright, kids! Today we're going to learn PEMDAS. That means please excuse my dear aunt sally."

Kid: "What the fuck, man? You guys put letters into math and now we're writing sentences? I was in English last block. Fuck school."

Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally by Movianne February 20, 2019

oh my giddy aunt 

oh my giddy aunt is an expression meaning that you are surprised and shocked at the same time and is the perfect way to describe it!

oh my giddy aunt did he just jump off that building

oh my giddy aunt by aysheaa October 18, 2020

my great aunt fanny

fanny is a euphemism for the buttocks. So the exclamation "My Aunt Fanny!" or "My great Aunt Fanny!" is to say
"My ass!" as something of a perturbed rebuttal or reply

"I think YOU dented my car."

(surprise and denial) "My great Aunt Fanny! I did not!"

my great aunt fanny by theguywhobrokethebank November 1, 2013