My Wits Are Flowing

This is a phrase used to excuse something stupid you said or something rude that you did not intend to be rude.

A friend: wait why did you say that?!?
You: My wits are flowing today. *shrugs*
A friend: ah okay you good then.

by Whateverig7 June 9, 2019

playin wit my nose

when You are bored and sniffin coke and fucken wit people when ur high of coke-one of messy marvs song titles

"freind one" a cuz wat u doin now playa
"friend two" awwww u knnnnoooowwww boy playin wit my nose

by marco sanchez November 11, 2007

Playing wit my nose

Snorting coke or heroin

"Real messy wit it playing wit my nose" -Jessica Rabbit
Term made popular by westcoast rapper Messy Marv.

by Bred187 November 23, 2010

sneezin wit my gun

used by jadakiss meanin to shoot a nigga out

Waitin on the day they say jesus is gonna come
So god bless yall niggas cuz im sneezing with my gun

by Griff July 2, 2004

Runnin through the 6 wit my woes

Popularized by drake in "know yourself." Going around having a great time, fuckin shit up and takin names with your best bros.

"What were you doing last night?"
"I was runnin through the 6 wit my woes"

by Knight201$ May 5, 2015

I herd dat wit my bad ear

1. Coming through loud and clear, roger that.

Often used by ignorant lumberjacks suffering various degrees of hearing loss from using chainsaws on old growth timber.

2. There's no need to shout, old bean.

Often used by Oxford Dons or wearers of jacket sweaters with leather elbow patches (ironically) to gently inform the speaker their volume of speech is uncouthly excessive.

I'd like to glennbeck Glenn Beck.
I herd dat wit my bad ear!

I'D LIKE TO GLENNBECK ANN COULTER!
I herd dat wit my bad ear - and that bitch is old.

by geroldf October 23, 2009

Pushing my wit

When it’s 3am and someone is pissing you off!!

YOUR PUSHING MY WIT!!

by St8k D=Y March 15, 2018