smh my head my head

something that my friend made up then we continued add more “my head”’s to it and I believe i should be scared. basically if you take smh and take it out short form, shaking my head, then add maybe 80 “my head”’s, basically shaking my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head my head. also sorry for the very long example i have 2 and the second one is basically just my friend fucking annoying me and i annoy her with more my heads because i will take a much time to put at least maybe 9million my heads because why not

1.That weirdo won’t stop smh my head my heading himself, he needs help
2. My friend just suddenly: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD

Me: SMH MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD MY HEAD *insert photo of character giving middle finger* why so many fucking my heads? you need help mom (we call each other mom and daughter bc she said so)

My friend: shut up sussy baka (yes she says this)

by epic water legs June 6, 2021

not my monkey, not my circus

this phrase is used when friends or family are discussing other peoples drama and/or trying to get involved in said drama.

Mike: i can't believe that joe's wife is trying to break up their sons relationship with his girlfriend.
John: well, i hope they can work it out instead
Mike: i think we should call Mike and try to talk him out of this very bad decision, maybe we could help fix this situation

John: hey look dude, its not my monkey, not my circus. I'm not getting involved in that shitshow domestic problem

by WSDC March 5, 2017

Not my circus not my monkey’s

A phrase that is used NONE racial but to let someone know you have nothing to do with the situation and it’s not their business

Why is the night crew not getting their stock up on the shelves before their shift ends?

Not my circus not my monkey’s

by ashane October 7, 2019

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020

Not My Pig Not My Farm

"Not my problem," expressing that you'd rather not get involved after being asked for a favor .

Kid 1: Hey can you help me get my bike back from these bullies.
Kid 2: Not My Pig Not My Farm.

by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022

Ripped my A to my V

A phrase used in both Family Guy by Lois and in American Dad by Francine to describe what happened to them during child birth. Presumably, it is the porn star equivalent of a coke addicts septum falling out.

"Have I ever shown you my cesarean scare? Oh wait that was with Hayley, with you I ripped my A to my V " - Francine (American Dad)

by Jason Whittle April 22, 2008

My wife or my sister

The new "that's what she said". When some derragatory remark is said, another person remarks "my wife or my sister?". Another person is to respond "what's the difference?"

"Let's go to that all-you-can-eat-buffet!"
"My wife or my sister?"
"What's the difference?"

by sexxxxxxxxxx December 13, 2008