the bane of my existence

when something is the the center of your life, or the thing you strive for the most in life.
that adorable pair of shoes at the mall are the bane of my existence.
by morganosaur February 10, 2012
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suck my non-existent dick

suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.
by lauriebear277 November 30, 2010
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