My ass is blue why

Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!

"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!

by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020

Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter March 28, 2018

make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.

I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.

by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006

Cure my rainy day blues

Rainy day blues can be a real bitch to cure. The only proven method known is to find yourself a "Mike". These "Mike's" have been known to bring a smile to any person suffering from the rainy day blues, or RDB's in short. "Mikes" Born in the month of April seem to be the best at what they do. It is believed that that "April Mike's" are made up of %72 rain, and this is why RDB's are his specialty.

Its raining and Im sad...someone get me a Mike to cure my rainy day blues.

by The Cure September 28, 2006

don't it make my brown eye blue

the bruising of the sphinkter as a result of getting fucked up the ass

Oh, Suzy, I know how you feel! Don't it make you brown eye blue when your honey fucks ya up the booty?

by none of your fucking business November 18, 2003

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD

Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still

by Josh.Reed_999 November 16, 2020

My Blue Buff

Im Fucking Jealous.

Damn, My Blue Buff...

by theholysexmaster69 October 27, 2020