so yeah... mvp but as the students fondly call it: maryjail- is a small all girls prep school in the middle of know where. when a class doesnt cave in to conformism they are known as the bad class. every1 hates them and they get special meetings w. "laddddiiies" "pull up those shorts blah blah blah im going to keep on talking bcuz i can" and "oo look at me im a beaver". but i seriously think these ladies shud know that we dont give a damn. so yeah... u hav special meetings where u have to stand up and check ur neighbors uniform and then sit down... pointless i know. then they tell you that going there is a privilege... are they serious?... but what they dont realize is that they need our money to stay open. but why do they call it a jail some people might ask? well ill tell u why... cuz they are retarded and block sites like this one and myspace. then they check this one and delete the definitions... how gay is that?... well then there are teachers that hand out demerits for gay reasons... like ur shirt is untucked... SHIRTS COME UNTUCKED!!!... ur walking on the back of ur shoes, ur like 5 seconds late for HR. like i said gay reasons. oh yeah... and socks cannot be folded down. so this is life as i know it... WELCOME TO MARYJAIL!
"are you embarassed?"
"no1? well you shud be"

too bad we arent... :D
by b.i.t.e.m.e.w.h.o.r.e.s May 03, 2005
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Most Valuable Player
by Clutchworld May 31, 2003
Most Valuable Player in any type.
"Go Ahead and Envy Me, I'm Rap's MVP, and I ain't going nowhere so You Can Get to Know Me" The Game. The Documentary. Hate It or Love It (Feat. 50 Cent)
by Ollie: Oliver Wang April 04, 2005
The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
by IPN November 23, 2011
M.V.P stand for MOST VALUBLE PERSONEL OR MOST VALUBLE PLAYER that practically explains it
go head envy me im raps M.V.P
by HAOL May 05, 2005
The Most Valuable Player
Kevin Garnet was the MVP
by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004
A awesome person that you this is outstanding and did something worth being around.
Man you are the real MVP, thanks for being here for me.
by Olaf December 21, 2014
1) Most Valuable Partier

In order to attain this title, you must do at least three of the following things at a party:

-Keg stands without puking
-Go undefeated in beer pong the whole night
-Have no hangover the next day
-Arrive at class/work on time the next day
-Hook up with at least one person you don't know and not remember it the next day
Dude 1: Yo Mike did four keg stands, went undefeated in beer pong, had a bottle of vodka, and didn't even puke last night!

Dude 2: Did he get to class on time today?

Dude 1: Yeah

Dude 2: Damn! He's the MVP then!!
by maugust February 23, 2010

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