mvp
Most valuable pussy
my girlfriend is my MVP
by Caral June 21, 2003
mvp
Most valuable pimp.
I am the MVP
by Flamer April 04, 2003
MVP
Mike, Vinny and Pauly. A night dedicated to these three hitting the club without anyone else and finding hot chicks to bring home. On the Jersey Shore
It's MVP, not MVP-A. No Angelina, you can't drag your stanky as* to the club with us.
by sssquAURE August 13, 2010
MVP
Major Vaginal Pounding
My girl was way jacked up the other night and was begging for a MVP

My bitch likes it rough so I give her the MVP
by papa jayroe May 29, 2010
MVP
An MVP is a sneak attack sexual maneuver. As legend has it... The move was invented and first carried out by legendary head coach for the Chicago Bears Mike Ditca.
when a girl is giving you a blow job, right as you're about to ejaculate you pour an ice cold bottle of gatorade over her head. Then after she gets up and turns around you slap her on the ass.
I MVPed that slut and told her good game bitch.
by princethatho May 19, 2009
MVP
Most Valuable Pendejo. Usually a member of a team who comited a vital mistake and cost the game.
Yesterday at the soccer game, Pedro was named MVP when he touch the ball with his hands in the penalty area.
by Zaid Moreno August 02, 2006
MVP
Most Valuable Pendejo. Usually a member of a team who comited a vital mistake and cost the game.
Yesterday at the soccer game, Pedro was named MVP when he touch the ball with his hands in the penalty area.
by Zaid Moreno August 01, 2006
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