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1. mutton dagger
Meat stick; My wife's best friend; Yoghurt cannon.
You should'a seen her face when I stabbed her with my mutton dagger!
by Big Dave Jan 24, 2003 add a video
2. mutton dagger
red fella, love truncheon, pork sword, skin flute, todger, willy, penis.
I've got 'Ludo' tatooed on my mutton dagger, but when it is fully extended it says 'Llandudno'.
by Jon, Fred, Phil. Jul 31, 2003 add a video
3. Mutton Dagger
A name given by a girl, in reference to male genetalia.
Jenny: That is THE biggest Mutton Dagger I have ever seen!
Chris: Why, thank you!
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