"Johnny wished he had a muton for his girlfriend"

"Poindexter!" Ethel yelled. "That TV is so loud! Hit the muton, will ya? I can't hear my mom no good on the phone!"
by Dishpan Hanns October 6, 2009
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A person who parks like an idiot or parks like they’ve been on drugs
Hey he parks like a muton
by Little devil me November 6, 2019
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