mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

mute toot by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009

Toot Mute 

To mute or silence the outgoing audio on a phone or electronic device while talking to a female significant other; in order to mask the sound generated by one's flatulence.

While on the phone with my girlfriend, I Toot Muted her.

Toot Mute by Ciggie Smalls May 27, 2011