mustachatory

A mustache that relates to porn stars and pedophiles. Generally seen in the 80's or on many episodes of "Cops." Typically this mustache is accompanied by large lightly tinted aviators.

The girls at the Junior High are gonna love your mustachatory.

mustachatory by Luker2003 January 16, 2008

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MustacheCore

Abbriviated xMUSTACHExCOREx or simply mxc
1. Used when something is too hardcore to be called hardcore and must move up to an even better word.

2. Also to be used when you see a man (or ugly woman) with an intense mustache that likes, preforms in or is at at super duper hardcore show.

1. cool doood: hey douchebag,did you see that sick nasty nollie bigflip? it was totally mustachecore!
fag: fo sho!
2. another cool d00d: hey i saw this guy at mcdonalds wearing a liferuiner shirt and he had a crazycool handlebar mustache like muthafuckin hulk hogan!!. he'sprobably part of the next XXXmustacheXXcoreXXX band.

MustacheCore by xgingerkidx August 5, 2009