mustachelessness 

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

mustachelessness by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

mustacheer 

a fellow (or a gal) sporting a respectable mustache.

Stalin was quite the mustacheer back in his days.

I'd totally go out with her hadn't she been such a mustacheer

mustacheer by evyatron March 21, 2011

Mustaches

not honest; bull-shit; someone disposed to lie, cheat, or steal; not worthy of trust or belief.

Him: "I swear I didn't sleep with her, baby!"
Her: "You're so mustaches!"

"You know that kid Rick? He's such a f***ing mustache."

Mustaches by Isabella Hunter March 19, 2009

Mustacheless Goatee 

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

Mustacheless Goatee by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

mustachery 

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

mustachery by Daus worm July 6, 2015

mustacherryeatme 

the really hot and sexy owner of the tiktok account @mustacherryeatme the true girlfriend of Mustache Harry Styles.

yoooo mustacherryeatme is soooo hot

mustacherryeatme by yolis June 3, 2021