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music teacher butt 

possibly the most elusive of all butt-shapes, music teacher butt can be described as unusually long and increasingly droopy toward the south end of the caboose. nearing maturity, MTB begins to resemble a second bosom. music teacher butt affects 1 in 3 music teachers in the United States and, interestingly enough, also occurs in 1 out of 30 female band members. to spot MTB in the wild is rare, and should therefore be deemed a special moment in one's life.
1) damn, she got that MTB! was that Mrs Denny?

2) i just got back from the obstetrician and she diagnosed me with music teacher butt. dammit!
music teacher butt by friznani August 12, 2007

music teacher

The greatest most gifted people you will ever meet. People you are kind and skilled in their musical ability and will teach you how to sing or play an instrument.
My music teacher is amazing at playing the guitar!
music teacher by ignatious July 10, 2005

music teacher

a person who teaches music
Our school's music teacher is 80 years old and throws chairs at students, I'm not even lying
music teacher by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022

crazy music teacher 

A crazy music teacher is someone who takes an unnatural liking to his/her music students. Very rare.
Girl: "Man, Mr. Miller is crazy!"
Boy: "Yeah, he's a crazy music teacher."
crazy music teacher by AboutThisGirl December 21, 2008

my music teacher

my music teacher kind of looks like big ed. he's that hot.
my music teacher by fuck-me-grande November 11, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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