Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.

Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.

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A mushroom stamp

when a male slaps his penis off the forehead of another individual, leaving a mushroom-shaped mark.

Jen was steppin out of line, so i gave her a mushroom stamp.

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The act of pressing the head of ones penis into another persons forehead or other facial area.

As soon as Ben passed out, Jer proceeded to mushroom stamp him to no avail.

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Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.

Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.

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slapping a penis on top of someones forehead or on a car window

we gotta get out of here i just mushroom stamped that cops car

that guy parked so close to me i mushroom stamped his window

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when you hit someone with your penis and leave a mushroom shaped mark

That girl got mushroom stamped!

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To slap a female in the forehead with intent to leave a mark with your cock

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