A type of homosexual intercourse whereby a man inserts his penis into another penis and climaxes inside. Similar to the way snuffleupagus might reproduce in nature. The seemingly impossible biological properties of this act make it all the more pleasurable when actually completed.
Ohhh woha! David just tricked me into watching a video called kids in the sandbox, it looked like a regular adult film until this lady started mushroom stuffing the man with a dildo. I need to go rinse my eyes with drain-o!
by BizurdFluz December 8, 2008
Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.
(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)
Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!
I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!
by J Westeezy July 6, 2008
by Skippy V. November 23, 2011
When you dip the tip of your dick in shit on a color palette and mushroom stamp your significant other.
Andy gave me a Kentucky Stuffed Mushroom during foreplay lastnight. Unfortunately he used my color palette.
by The Bearsaurus January 14, 2017
The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE February 23, 2010
by malkarivka May 22, 2020
When someone asks if they can rip your juul so you stuff it in your peen hole and tell them to rip it out of that, this called an Oklahoma Stuffed Mushroom
by Ilikeitfast69 November 26, 2020