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musclecar 

A car built by the hardknocks for the hardknocks. These cars (mostly built between the 50's and the early 80's)have more HP and torque than 20 rice burners combined. With insperational designs and epic engines. Not to be confused with an import engine (which sounds way to much like the vibrators i commonly see on porn movies. NO, im talking about the earth trembling low pitch rumble of a V8.
If that kid werent such a stupid mother fucker, he would have spent his money restoring a muscle car. But instead, he somehow spent 50 grand on a muffler and a paint job for his moms honda.
musclecar by burrier September 21, 2004

musclecar 

There are many different definitions of musclecar (see the two word spelling: muscle car). Common elements are
American + 2 door + V8 + rear wheel drive. Some people even add a date/time/year element (silly, I think). Some people add a price element, ie, a musclecar provides good power at an affordable price, whereas a supercar provides good power, but is very expensive.

I propose that a musclecar is simply any car with muscle, ie, a good power-to-weight ratio. I suggest 10 pounds or less per horsepower. Therefore, a MINIMUM requirement would be:

2,000 lbs. = 200+ hp.
3,000 lbs. = 300+ hp.

To go with the economy idea, say $100 per hp. Therefore, the 2,000 lb., 200 hp car would cost $20,000. The 3,000 lb., 300 hp car would cost $30,000. Unfortunately, the $ amounts would have to be adjusted with inflation.

Maybe we could come up with a definition that does NOT need modification with time, rating the musclecar as a percentile of the new car population available that year.

We could say the 0-60 and quarter mile times must be better than 75% of the other new cars available that year.

We could say the price should be less than 10% above the average price of a new car that year. We could reserve "supercar" for more expensive cars, and raise the performance parameters to 90%+.
musclecar by Jeff Goven July 2, 2006

Musclecar 

Vehicle usually powered by large V8 engine
The Musclecar era never ends
Musclecar by Musclecar August 31, 2003

musclebate

to masturbate in order to have muscular arms and chest
emma: wow brad, how'd you get such muscular arms and chest?!

brad: oh, you know, i musclebate and such...
musclebate by blazin_HAWK May 2, 2010

Buff Muscletano 

The legendary brother of Theta Chi's Theta Nu Chapter at Rowan University. With biceps bulging, he has become an inspiration to all in the town of Glassboro
"Damn, Buff's the man. How can we be like him?!"
Buff Muscletano by Farts McGee April 5, 2005

muscletard 

A person who believes that pure American muscle cars are the best cars on Earth despite the fact they are only good at straight lines. Defining traits include a cocky attitude, quotes such as "should've bought American" or "be a real man and drive a Chevy/Ford/Dodge", and pure insecurity. Please do not get confused with people owning muscle cars who actually have respect towards others.
Guy with Supra: *starts revving*
Muscletard: That's some pussy ass sound! Here's what a REAL man sounds like! *Starts revving V8*
People in background: bro we're just trying to have fun.